Live action shirtless Spider-Man

Live-action Spider-Man with no pants

 

Sigh

Well, I guess I still have to go to work tomorrow. I don't think they'll cancel because the Phillies lost. Even though they shouldn't have. They had two games in Arizona where they had late leads and blew it. More accurately, Craig Kimbrel blew it. He signed a one year deal with Philadelphia. I highly doubt he'll be re-signed. 

This sucks. At least last year, the Phillies were underdogs and nobody expected them to get as far as they did. This year was the opposite. They were expected to beat the Diamondbacks. And they should've. But life goes on. Lord knows I've had much worse problems over the past several years (hence my long absence - maybe I'll make a post about that at some point in time, but not today). 

Anyway, congrats to the Phillies for making it this far. There was a point in the season where it seemed like they were pulling a '93. The 1993 Phillies went from last place, to National League Champions, and then back to (almost) last. This Phillies team proved they are a team that can contend year after year. 

On the bright side, of all the Phillies 2023 post-season opponents, I'm glad it was the D-Backs. With them I'm just disappointed the Phillies lost. If it had been the Marlins or the Braves...well, I hate both of them. 

As the saying goes, there's always next year. It'll be interesting to see which players are gone by that point. I can think of a few, but one in particular, who I already mentioned. 

NLCS!

The Phillies are back in the NLCS for the second straight year. It's the first time they have consecutive NLCS appearances since they had three straight from 2008-2010. And the fact they defeated the hated Marlins in the Wild Card series makes it sweeter. And then defeating the no-class Braves (making multiple comments about both Phillies players and Braves - and let's not forget them trashing their own field...again) makes it the sweetest one yet. 

Nick Castellanos, Bryce Harper, Trea Turner, Aaron Nola, Zack Wheeler, Ranger Suárez all deserve huge props.

Interestingly enough, with all those home runs the Phillies hit, the guy with 46 during the season (Kyle Schwarber) didn't hit a single one. But he did have a few other hits though. 

Anyway, could this be the Phillies third golden age? I sure hope.

First golden age:

1976- NL East Champions

1977 - NL East Champions

1978 - NL East Champions

1980 - NL East Champions, NL League Champions, World Series Champions

1981 - NL East Champions (first half - they had odd rules that year where they split the first half of the season and the second half)

1983 - NL East Champions, NL League Champions

Second golden age:

2007 - NL East Champions

2008 - NL East Champions, NL League Champions, World Series Champions

2009- NL East Champions, NL League Champions

2010 - NL East Champions

2011 - NL East Champions

Third golden age?

2022 - NL Wild Card (third spot), NL League Champions

2023 - NL Wild Card (first spot)....How far will they go?

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Blake Hammond (played by Chris Zylka) - Shark Night

Adam Cromwell (played by Freddie Stroma) - UnREAL

Jeremy Bamber (played by Freddie Fox) - White House Farm

Mario (played by Emil von Schönfels) - Grand Jeté

Holden Matthews (played by Burkely Duffield) - Beyond

Kyle (played by Ryan McPartlin) - Devious Maids

Woody Dean/Neal Bedworth (played by Kevin Zegers) - It's a Boy Girl Thing

Jason (played by David Lambert) - The Lifeguard

 

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Alex Flynn (played by Chris Zylka) - The People I've Slept With

Paul (played by Alexander Bracq) - Seeing Heaven

Fictional version of Billy the Kid (played here by Brandon Thornton) - 1313: Billy the Kid

George of the Jungle (played here by Brendan Fraser) - George of the Jungle

Alvin (played by Tarjei Sandvik Moe) - We Should be a Movie

Tommy Harte (played by Leo Howard) - Why Women Kill

Nathan Davies (played by Stephan Bender) - Dream Boy

Duke Orsino (played by Channing Tatum) - She's the Man

 

I think I have a thing for guys in boxers....

 

Nude Appearances (only from things that I've watched) (Live action only)

 Movies

1. 54 - Ryan Phillippe (back)
2. The Abduction of Zack Butterfield - TJ Plunkett (back)
3. An American Werewolf in London - David Naughton (frontal and back)
4. Angels with Tethered Wings - Brandon Rife (frontal and back)
5. Apt Pupil - Brad Renfro (back)
6. Beach Rats - Harris Dickinson (frontal and back)
7. The Blue Lagoon - Christopher Atkins (frontal and back)
8. Call Me by Your Name - Timothée Chalamet (back)
9. Careful What You Wish For - Nick Jonas (back)
10. Chaos Walking - Tom Holland (back)
11. Crazy House - Connor Jessup (back)
12. Cruel Intentions - Ryan Phillippe (back)
13. Eating Out - Ryan Carnes (frontal)
14. Errodity(s) - Brandon Rife (frontal and back)
15. Firebird - Tom Prior (back)
16. I, Robot - Will Smith (back)
17. King Cobra - Garrett Clayton (back)
18. Little Boy Blue - Ryan Phillippe (back)
19. My Policeman - Harry Styles (back)
20. A Night in Heaven - Christopher Atkins (frontal)
21. Red, White & Royal Blue - Taylor Zakhar Perez (back)
22. A Summer Dress - Frédéric Mangenot (back)
23. Thor: Love and Thunder - Chris Hemsworth (back)
24. Wonder Woman - Chris Pine (covered up)

TV

1. Game of Thrones - Alfie Allen, Jacob Anderson, Rob Callender (frontal and back), Kit Harrington, Michael Huisman, Iwan Rheon, Eugene Simon, and Will Tudor (all back)
2. Look - Colton Haynes (back)
3. Sex Education - Asa Butterfield, Lino Faciolo, and Kedar Williams-Sterling (all back)
4. Skins (UK) - Mike Bailey, Joe Dempsie (frontal and back), Mitch Hewer, Nicholas Hoult, and Dev Patel (all back)
5. Titans - Joshua Orpin (back)
6. Weeds - Hunter Parrish (back)

Shirtless TV Appearances (only from things that I've watched) (Live action only)

1. 3rd Rock from the Sun - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2. American Crime - Connor Jessup
3. Arrow - Stephen Amell, Austin Butler, Joseph David-Jones, Colton Haynes, David Ramsey, and Brandon Routh
4. Batwoman - Camrus Johnson and Sawyer Nicholson
5. Black Lightning - Jordan Calloway
6. The Book of Boba Fett - Marlon Aquino
7. Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - Sam Corlett, Gavin Leatherwood, Ross Lynch, Chance Perdomo, Jonathan Whitesell, and Ty Wood
8. Cobra Kai - Jacob Bertrand and Tanner Buchanan
9. Disposable Teens - Chris Jehnert and Andy Rappos
10. Eyewitness - James Paxton and Tyler Young
11. The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan
12. Falling Skies - Connor Jessup, Drew Roy, and Daniyah Ysrayl
13. The Flash - Robbie Amell, Jon Cor, and Grant Gustin
14. Game of Thrones - Alfie Allen, Jacob Anderson, Dean-Charles Chapman, Joe Dempsie, Jack Gleason, Kit Harrington, Michael Huisman, Finn Jones, Harry Lloyd, Iwan Rheon, Eugene Simon, Will Tudor
15. Gotham - Nathan Darrow
16. Gotham  Knights- Tyler DiChiara and Oscar Morgan
17. Iron Fist - Finn Jones
18. Insatiable - Alex Landi and Michal Provost
19. Interview with the Vampire - Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid
20. Into the Badlands - Aramis Knight
21. Legend of the Seeker - Craig Horner
22. Legends of Tomorrow - Liam Howe, Drew Ray Tanner, and Nick Zano
23. Look - Colton Haynes
24. Love, Victor - Michael Cimino, Nico Greetham, George Sear, and Anthony Turpel
25. Malcolm in the Middle - Justin Berfield and Frankie Muniz
26. The Middle - David Hull and Charlie McDermott
27. One Life to Live - Andrew Trischitta
28. Queer as Folk (UK) - Charlie Hunnam
29. Reba - Steve Howey
30. Riverdale - KJ Apa, Jordan Calloway, Casey Cott, Chris Mason, Charles Melton, Cole Sprouse, and Drew Ray Tanner
31. Santa Clarita Diet - Skyler Gisondo
32. Sex Education - Asa Butterfield, Lino Faciolo, Chris Jenks, and Kedar Williams-Stirling
33. Shameless (US) - Cameron Monaghan and Jeremy Allen White
34. Skins (UK) - Mike Bailey, Joe Dempsie, Mitch Hewer, Nicholas Hoult, Ben Lloyd-Hughes, and Dev Patel
35. Smallville - Sebastian Gacki, Jesse Hutch, Sam Jones III, Adrian Glynn McMorran, Alan Ritchson, Lee Rumohr, and Tom Welling
36. Stranger Things - Charlie Heaton and Joe Keery
37. The Summer I Turned Pretty - Christopher Briney and Gavin Casalegno
38. Supergirl - Mehcad Brooks and Chris Wood
39. Superman & Lois - Jordan Elsass and Tyler Hoechlin
40. Teen Wolf - Charlie Carver, Max Carver, Cody Christian, Hunter Clowdus, Cody Griffith, Tyler, Hoechling, Michael Johnston, Keahu Kahuanui, Glenn McCuen, Daniel Sharman, Tyler Posey, and Cody Saintgnue
41. Titans - Mckinley Freeman, Joshua Orpin, Ryan Potter,  Alan Ritchson, Brenton Thwaites, Drew van Acker, and Curran Walters
42. Two Sentence Horror Stories  - Graham Verchere
43. The Umbrella Academy - Justin Cornwell, Tom Hopper, Justin H. Min, and Cody Ray Thompson
44. Walker - Matt Barr, Jared Padalecki, and Jeff Pierre
45. Walker: Independence - Matt Barr and Brandon Sklenar
46. Weeds - Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Alexander Gould, and Hunter Parrish

Shirtless Movie Appearances (only from things that I've watched) (Live action only)

1. 40 Days and 40 Nights - Josh Hartnett
2. 54 - Ryan Phillippe
3. 300 - Tom Wisdom
4. 1313: Billy the Kid - Brandon Thornton
5. Abduction - Taylor Lautner
6. The Abduction of Zack Butterfield - TJ Plunkett
7. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Benjamin Walker
8. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - Dylan Minnette
9. Alita: Battle Angel - Keean Johnson
10. All I Wanna Do - Shawn Ashmore, Thomas Guiry, and Matthew Lawrence
11. Almost Famous - Patrick Fugit
12. Alpha Dog - Anton Yelchin
13. The Amazing Spider-Man: Andrew Garfield
14. The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Andrew Garfield
15. Angels with Tethered Wings - Brandon Rife
16. Antitrust - Ryan Phillippe
17. Anywhere but Here - Corbin Allred
18. Apocalypse Now Redux - Sam Bottoms
19. Apt Pupil - Brad Renfro
20. Avengers: Age of Ultron - Chris Hemsworth
21. The Babysitter - Robbie Amell
22. The Babysitter: Killer Queen - Robbie Amell
23. The Batman - Robert Pattinson
24. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Henry Cavill
25. Beach Rats - Harris Dickinson
26. Black Panther: Chadwick Boseman and Michael B. Jordan
27. The Blue Lagoon - Christopher Atkins
28. Blue Lagoon: The Awakening - Brenton Thwaites
29. The Bourne Identity - Matt Damon
30. A Boy and His Dog - Don Johnson
31. Boys (Jongens) - Gijs Blom, Jonas Smulders, and Ko Zandvliet
32. The Brotherhood - Sam Page and Bradley Stryker
33. Bumblebee - Ricardo Hoyos
34. The Cabin in the Woods - Chris Hemsworth
35. Call Me by Your Name - Timothée Chalamet
36. Captain America: The First Avenger - Chris Evans
37. Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Sebastian Stan
38. Careful What You Wish For - Nick Jonas
39. Catch Me If You Can - Leonardo DiCaprio
40. Cherry - Tom Holland
41. Chaos Walking - Tom Holland
42. Chloe - Max Thieriot
43. Closet Monster - Connor Jessup
44. Crazy House - Connor Jessup
45. Cruel Intentions - Ryan Phillippe
46. Decoys - Corey Sevier
47. Descendants - Mitchell Hope
48. Diamonds - Corbin Allred
49. Don't Come Back from the Moon - Hale Lytle and Jeff Wahlberg
50. Don't Worry Darling - Harry Styles
51. Dream Boy - Stephan Bender and Max Roeg
52. The Duff - Robbie Amell
53. Dune - Timothée Chalamet
54. Eating Out - Ryan Carnes
55. Eragon - Ed Speleers
56. Errodity(s) - Brandon Rife
57. Exploited - Colin Bates, Spencer List, Jordan ver Hoeve and Andrew Matthew Welch
58. Fantastic Four - Chris Evans
59. Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Anthony Edwards, Sean Penn, and Eric Stoltz
60. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Matthew Broderick
61. Firebird - Tom Prior
62. Flowers in the Attic - Mason Dye
63. G.I.Joe: Retaliation - D.J. Cotrona
64. G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra - Channing Tatum and Marlon Waynes
65. George of the Jungle - Brendan Fraser
66. Ghost - Tony Goldwyn and Patrick Swayze
67. Ghostbusters (2016 version) - Chris Hemsworth
68. The Girl Next Door - Emile Hirsch
69. Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon
70. Guardians of the Galaxy - Chris Pratt
71. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - Chris Pratt
72. Handsome Devil - Nicholas Galitzine
73. Henry Gamble's Birthday Party - Cole Doman, Jack Ball, Joe Keery, Travis Knight, Daniel Kyri, and Tyler Ross
74. Hollywood Homicide - Josh Hartnett
75. Hunk - Steve Levitt and John Allen Nelson
76. I, Robot - Will Smith
77. Jeepers Creepers - Justin Long
78. Jennifer's Body - Johnny Simmons
79. Jumper - Hayden Christensen
80. Justice League - Henry Cavill
81. The Karate Kid - Ralph Macchio
82. King Cobra - Garrett Clayton
83. The King's Man - Harris Dickinson
84. Kingsman: The Golden Circle - Taron Egerton
85. Kingsman: The Secret Service - Taron Egerton
86. The Kissing Booth - Joel Courtney and Jacob Elordi
87. The Legend of Tarzan - Alexander Skarsgård
88. Lethal Seduction - Caleb Ruminer
89. Little Boy Blue - Ryan Phillippe
90. Little Nikita - River Phoenix
91. The Lost Boys - Corey Haim
92. Love, Simon - Nick Robinson
93. Magic Mike - Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, and Channing Tatum
94. Magic Mike XXL - Matt Bomer, Donald Glover, and Channing Tatum
95. Man of Steel - Henry Cavill
96. Meet Bill - Logan Lerman
97. Men in Black: International - Chris Hemsworth
98. Morbius - Jared Leto
99. Mortal Kombat (1995) - Robin Shou
100. Mortal Kombat (2019) - Ludi Lin
101. The Mosquito Coast - River Phoenix
102. A Mother's Nightmare - Grant Gustin
103. My Own Private Idaho - River Phoenix
104. My Policeman - Harry Styles
105. Never Back Down - Sean Faris and Cam Gigandet
106. A Night in Heaven - Christopher Atkins
107. A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon - River Phoenix
108. Notes on a Scandal - Andrew Simpson
109. Out on a Limb - Matthew Broderick
110. The Outsiders - Matt Dillon, C. Thomas Howell, and Rob Lowe
111. Pacific Rim - Charlie Hunnam
112. Pearl Harbor - Josh Hartnett
113. Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief - Logan Lerman
114. The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Logan Lerman
115. The Pirate Movie - Christopher Atkins
116. Platoon - Johnny Depp and Kevin Dillon
117. The President's Man - Dylan Neal
118. The President's Man 2: A Line in the Sand - Judson Mills
119. Private Lessons - Eric Brown
120. Red, White & Royal Blue - Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez
121. Return to the Blue Lagoon - Brian Krause
122. Running on Empty - River Phoenix
123. Seeing Heaven - Alexander Bracq
124. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - Simu Liu
125. She's the Man - Channing Tatum
126. Skipped Parts - Bug Hall
127. Spider-Man: Tobey Maguire
128. Spider-Man: Far from Home - Tom Holland
129. Spider-Man: Homecoming - Tom Holland
130. Spider-Man: No Way Home - Tom Holland
131. Stalker's Prey - Mason Dye and Luke Slattery
132. Stand by Me - River Phoenix
133. Star Trek - Chris Pine
134. Star Trek: Beyond - Chris Pine
135. Star Trek: Into Darkness - Chris Pine
136. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - Hayden Christensen
137. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - Hayden Christensen
138. A Summer Dress - Sébastien Charles and Frédéric Mangenot
139. Super Mario Bros. - John Leguizamo
140. A Teacher - Will Brittain
141. Thor - Chris Hemsworth
142. Thor: The Dark World: Chris Hemsworth
143. Thor: Love and Thunder: Chris Hemsworth
144. Thor: Ragnarok: Chris Hemsworth
145. Titanic - Leonardo DiCaprio
146. Top Gun - Tom Cruise
147. Top Gun: Maverick -Miles Teller and Glen Powell
148. Transformers - John Robinson
149. Twins - Arnold Schwarzenegger
150. Uncharted - Tom Holland
151. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - Dane DeHaan
152. Wagons East! - Loclyn Munro
153. Weird Science - Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith
154. Wonder Woman - Chris Pine
155. Wonder Woman: 1984 - Chris Pine
156. X2: X-Men United - Daniel Cudemore
157. X-Men 3: The Last Stand - Ben Foster
158. X-Men: Apocalypse - Ben Hardy
159. Yeah Kowalski - Conor Donnelly

Underdwear Appearances (only from things that I've watched) (Live action only)

Movies

1. 40 Days and 40 Nights - Josh Hartnett
2. All I Wanna Do -  Shawn Ashmore, Thomas Guiry, and Matthew Lawrence
3. Almost Famous - Patrick Fugit
4. Alpha Dog - Anton Yelchin
5. Anywhere But Here - Corbin Allred
6. Apt Pupil - Brad Renfro
7. Back to the Future - Michael J. Fox
8. Beach Rats - Harris Dickinson
9. Blue Lagoon: The Awakening - Brenton Thwaites
10. The Brotherhood - Sam Page and Bradley Stryker
11. Bumblebee - Ricardo Hoyos
12. Call Me by Your Name - Timothée Chalamet
13. Careful What You Wish For - Nick Jonas
14. Cherry - Tom Holland
15. Chloe - Max Thieriot
16. Crazy House - Connor Jessup
17. Cruel Intentions - Ryan Phillippe
18. The Day After Tomorrow - Jake Gyllenhaal
19. Decoys - Corey Sevier
20. Dogfight - River Phoenix
21. Dream Boy - Max Roeg
22. The Duff - Robbie Amell
23. Errodity(s) - Brandon Rife
24. Exploited - Jordan ver Hoeve
25. Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon
26. Hunk - Steve Levitt and John Allen Nelson
27. Jennifer's Body - Johnny Simmons
28. King Cobra - Garrett Clayton
29. The Kissing Booth - Jacob Elordi
30. Lethal Seduction - Caleb Ruminer
31. Little Boy Blue - Ryan Phillippe
32. Love, Victor - Michael Cimino
33. Magic Mike - Matt Bomer, Channing Tatum, and Alex Pettyfer
34. Meet Bill - Logan Lerman
35. The Mosquito Coast - River Phoenix
36. A Mother's Nightmare - Grant Gustin
37. My Policeman - Harry Styles
38. A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon - River Phoenix
39. The Outsiders - Matt Dillon
40. The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Logan Lerman
41. The Pirate Movie - Christopher Atkins
42. Red, White & Royal Blue - Nicholas Galitzine
43. Running on Empty - River Phoenix
44. Seeing Heaven - Alexander Bracq
45. Skipped Parts - Bug Hall
46. Spider-Man: Far From Home - Tom Holland
47. Spider-Man: Homecoming- Tom Holland
48. Spider-Man: No Way Home - Tom Holland
49. Stand by Me - River Phoenix
50. Star Trek - Chris Pine
51. A Summer Dress - Sébastian Charles and  Frédéric Mangenot
52. Twins - Arnold Schwarzenegger
53. Weird Science - Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith
54. X2: X-Men United - Shawn Ashmore

TV Shows

1. Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - Gavin Leatherwood, Ross Lynch, Chance Perdomo, and Ty Wood
2. Cobra Kai - Xolo Maridueña
3. Disposable Teens - Chris Jehnert
4. Eyewitness - James Paxton and Tyler Shields
5. The Flash - Grant Gustin
6. Look - Colton Haynes
7. The Middle - Charlie McDermott
8. One Life to Live - Andrew Trischitta
9. Orbit Gum commercial - Greg Austin
10. Riverdale - KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse
11. Santa Clarita Diet - Skyler Gisondo
12. Sex Education - Asa Butterfield and Kedar Williams-Stirling
13. Shameless - Cameron Monaghan and Jeremy Allen White
14. Skins - Mike Bailey, Joe Dempsie, Mitch Hewer, and Nicholas Hoult
15. Smallville - Adrian Glynn McMorran and Tom Welling
16. Stranger Things - Charlie Heaton
17. Supergirl - Chris Wood
18. Teen Wolf - Max Carver and Tyler Posey
19. Two Sentence Horror Stories - Graham Verchere
20. Weeds - Alexander Gould and Hunter Parrish
21. Young Royals - Omar Rudberg and Edvin Ryding

Honorable Mentions - Loincloths

1. The Blue Lagoon - Christopher Atkins
2. George of the Jungle - Brendan Fraser
3. Return to the Blue Lagoon - Brian Krause

Incorrect Quotes

 "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Oh, really Obi-Wan? Only a Sith? No one else can? Sounds like you're the one dealing in absolutes, Darth Kenobi."

-Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, Revenge of the Sith

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Joey Donner (played here by Chris Zylka) - 10 Things I Hate About You

Jake (played by Leo Howard) - A Lover Scorned

Eli (played by Cody Linley) - Forget Me Not

Casey Hughes (played here by Zack Roerig) - As the World Turns

Markus (played by Tarjei Sandvik Moe) - An Affair

Toby Wilkins (played by Kevin Zegers) - Transamerica

Jack Marshall (played by Johnny Depp) - Private Resort

Fred (played by Nat Wolff) - Palo Alto