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Thursday, May 15, 2025

Incorrect quotes

Emperor Palpatine: "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." Presses button. "Fire at will, commander."

Commander: "Um, sir? Mr. Emperor sir?"

Palaptine: Sighing. "What?"

Commander: "I..I don't know who that is. Who's Will?"

Palpatine: "Just shoot something."

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Incorrect quotes

Anakin, after helping to kill Mace Windu: "What have I done?"

Palpatine: "What have you done, Anakin? You were a bad boy, weren't you?"

Anakin: "Just help me save Padmé's life."

Palpatine: "Oh, no. Bad boys don't get to make requests. Bad boys have to be punished. Now get over here and let me make you feel dishonest too."

Anakin: "Padmé better appreciate what I'm doing for her." Drops pants and gets over Palaptine's knees.