Terminator: "I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Can I see her please?"
Police desk clerk: "No, you can't see her. She's making a statement."
Terminator: "Where is she?"
Desk clerk: "Look, it may take a while. If you want to wait, there's a bench over there."
Terminator: "I'll be back."
Desk clerk: "Uh-huh, yeah sure. I've heard that before."
Terminator: "No, I will. Honest."
Desk clerk: "Suuuure. Whatever you say." To his buddies. "We're never going to see this again."
Terminator (thinking): Dammit. Now I have to go back or he'll think I'm a liar.
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