"Why you stuck-up, scruffy looking, nerf herder!"
"What's a nerf herder?"
-Leia and Han, The Empire Strikes Back
"Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!"
"I saw you cry last week when you got hit in your balls."
"Look, I wasn't wearing a cup, okay? And I wasn't crying. I just had something in my eye."
-A League of Their Own
"Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna' need the suit back."
"For how long?"
"Forever."
"No, no, no, please."
"Come on, let's have it."
"You don't understand. This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit."
"If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it, okay? Gosh, I sound like my dad."
"I don't have any other clothes."
"Well then the gays are gonna' get another scene to fap off to."
-Peter Parker and Tony Stark, Spider-Man: Homecoming
"Wha-wha-what do you mean?" Peter stammered.
"Peter, I opened the door and you were standing there in your underwear with Ned. Why were undressed?"
"Uh, I don't know."
"Come on Peter, you can talk to me. Whatever it is, I won't judge you. I love you."
Peter took a big breath and said real fast, before he could change his mind. "I'm gay. We and Ned are boyfriends."
May smiled. "Whew. What a relief. I thought you were going to say something ridiculous, like you're Spider-Man or something."
"Nope. Not Spider-Man. Just gay lovers with Ned. I'm sexually attracted to him. That's it. I'm definitely not Spider-Man."
"I just want you know I love you. And um, I hope you're being safe. Just because you can't get pregnant doesn't mean you can't get other things. There's all kinds of STDs and you need to be safe."
"May! I'm trying to eat here!"
She laughed, "Okay, okay. You should invite him over so we can have a dinner with you two as official boyfriends."
Later on that night, "Hey Ned. May wants you to have dinner with us tomorrow."
"Awesome! Is she making her meatballs?"
"Funny you should mention balls. Um, you have to kiss me hello when you come over."
"Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite. You have hibernation sickness."
"I can't see."
"Your eyesight will return in time."
"Where am I?"
"Jabba's palace."
"Who are you?"
"Someone who loves you."
"Qi'ra?"
-Han Solo and Leia Organa, Return of the Jedi
"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
"Oh. Because I'm willing to make a deal if you are."
- James Bond and Goldfinger, Goldfinger
"I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only blowjobs."
- Watto, The Phantom Menace
